Down much?

So, I feel better from my 'cold/flu/poison'. But I feel down. I have no super evil lover, nor an evil pet of any kind. It's strange how if I wasn't evil I'd most likely have both - but you never know. It's one of those times where you just want to get everything you need or desire. Right now I desire and evil kitten who will do my bidding for me. And obviously cuddle up to me at night when I go to sleep.
Long time since an update, but I have been busy with the syndicate and they are very demanding lately. Now I won't say with what, but it drains the life out of you. Not literally... yet anyway.

There's too much to say and little time to do it, but this is just a basic update to say I'm still alive and fighting my enemies.

Ill much?

So you pretty much guessed it. Mistress DeathBlade is ill, as sick as a dog. I never actually got that saying, I mean... how sick, can a dog actually get? If you know why this saying exists, comment this blog please, it'll take a lot off of my mind.
I went to go to the syndicate meeting today, but I started falling asleep on the desk - boy did I get in trouble. Well sort of, once I explained what was wrong, it was fine and I didn't get as told off as I would have if I had been healthy. But as I'm sitting here I have a runny nose and a glass of OJ next to me. It's yummy. But yeah, I don't get why the majority of people get sick/ill in the winter/autumn time. I usually do in the summer, but obviously not this year. It's strange.

But, while I'm writing I might as well tell you about me new plan. It's to build a machine of some sort to get wanted after more. But I think I might go steal some of those post boxes you see and take everyone's letters and read them. Mwuahahah. No I'm too lazy to do that though. Possibly go take kittens from a sanctuary? No that's too harsh. Kittens need a home too! Go get one, now!

I'm too tired, ill and bored to type my evil plans. I'm going to eat some pasta based meal. Nice, huh?

Plans much?

If you haven't noticed, I'm going to name each time "something much?". Why? Because it makes me feel special to be honest.
But yes, I need to make some plans as how to become more evil. If you can come up with more then I'd gladly place them here.

1. Get some followers. This needs to be done so I can get a bigger fan base and get more known. Maybe to eventually become my workers.
2. Get a bigger base/warehouse. This needs to be done so that I am able to fit my weapons and machinery in the place I'd be staying in at that point in time.

That's all I can actually think of. So comment this blog and say what you think I could add?

Fail much?

So I noticed I made two typos in my first blog already, Jesus. No he has nothing to do with it - you'd just think that a villain like me would be able to spell correctly. But obviously not, oh well.
I made a calling card, but I may also make a logo in the future just to make it easier to spray paint or something. I'm not too sure yet though.
At the top is my calling card by the way.

Evil much?

So I'm guessing the majority of you wouldn't have heard of my super evil villain self, probably because your heards are too far into your graphic novels or even obsessed with playing your video games. Although, I must admit I'm with you there - they're addictive. Anyway, to the point!
I work for an evil syndicate - the name shall not be mentioned for various reasons. Obviously one being I'll get kicked out of it if I say the name.

So if you're found my blog, congratulations. You are officially bored I take it. Or maybe you heard about me somewhere, God knows though. We'll just have to find out won't we now?
So my villain name is Mistress DeathBlade, I might change it to DeathBlade depending on my mood if and when I decide to change it. Well, when I said up at the top "super evil villain self" I'm not a super villain as such. Just a normal everyday villain trying to cause mayhem among surrounding towns and the people living in them.

I have no villain friends, most likely because I do it solo all the time. So I guess I have to learn and get some evil minions or something. I also need to come up with some sort of calling card to leave at the scene of a crime, or maybe a logo.