Ill much?

So you pretty much guessed it. Mistress DeathBlade is ill, as sick as a dog. I never actually got that saying, I mean... how sick, can a dog actually get? If you know why this saying exists, comment this blog please, it'll take a lot off of my mind.
I went to go to the syndicate meeting today, but I started falling asleep on the desk - boy did I get in trouble. Well sort of, once I explained what was wrong, it was fine and I didn't get as told off as I would have if I had been healthy. But as I'm sitting here I have a runny nose and a glass of OJ next to me. It's yummy. But yeah, I don't get why the majority of people get sick/ill in the winter/autumn time. I usually do in the summer, but obviously not this year. It's strange.

But, while I'm writing I might as well tell you about me new plan. It's to build a machine of some sort to get wanted after more. But I think I might go steal some of those post boxes you see and take everyone's letters and read them. Mwuahahah. No I'm too lazy to do that though. Possibly go take kittens from a sanctuary? No that's too harsh. Kittens need a home too! Go get one, now!

I'm too tired, ill and bored to type my evil plans. I'm going to eat some pasta based meal. Nice, huh?

Plans much?

If you haven't noticed, I'm going to name each time "something much?". Why? Because it makes me feel special to be honest.
But yes, I need to make some plans as how to become more evil. If you can come up with more then I'd gladly place them here.

1. Get some followers. This needs to be done so I can get a bigger fan base and get more known. Maybe to eventually become my workers.
2. Get a bigger base/warehouse. This needs to be done so that I am able to fit my weapons and machinery in the place I'd be staying in at that point in time.

That's all I can actually think of. So comment this blog and say what you think I could add?

Fail much?

So I noticed I made two typos in my first blog already, Jesus. No he has nothing to do with it - you'd just think that a villain like me would be able to spell correctly. But obviously not, oh well.
I made a calling card, but I may also make a logo in the future just to make it easier to spray paint or something. I'm not too sure yet though.
At the top is my calling card by the way.